May 16, 2008

The Exciting Results Show!

Um, you guys rock with the fashion advice.  Seriously.  Would you all care to move into my closet and choose my outfits on a daily basis?

Anyway, the winner by a landslide was the pewter dress, and I'm not going to lie, I was kind of crossing my fingers that it would trounce its opponents.  If we are able to arrive at the airport on time, get our luggage without a great deal of standing around and waiting by the carousel, and then make the 2 and a half hour drive to the wedding location by seven thirty in the evening, I will wear the sexy red dress with gold shoes to the rehearsal dinner.

Yesterday I brought the dress in for alterations, and luckily, since I bought the dress at a deep discount, even with a $35 alteration cost, it will still come in under full price.  And honestly, about 90% of my dresses have to be altered anyway, so I've made peace with the necessity.

I'm off to spend my weekend bemoaning the fact that Colby isn't here to enjoy this gorgeous weather with me and trying to work off the entire package of milk chocolate covered mint Oreos that I ate last night.  What do you think--about 17 hours on the elliptical should do it?

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May 14, 2008

What to Wear: Part One Million

The time has come again for me to ask you all to help dress me for a wedding that we'll be attending back home over Memorial Day weekend.  You've done such a great job in the past, I just can't bring myself to get dressed anymore without your assistance!

A little background on the wedding.  It is at night, it isn't really extraordinarily formal or casual and I'll be seeing a lot of people from my schooldays, so I think we can all agree that it's quite important in these cases to look as smashing as possible.  I'll also need a dress to wear to the rehearsal dinner, so I'll probably go with the dress that comes in second place.

So, I have three options, and they're all very different styles and two of them will require alterations because women's sizing has just gone completely insane.  Begin tangent:  Ann Taylor Loft, seriously, what the hell is up with your sizing lately?  I know that I'm not a large girl, but there is absolutely no reason that a size 2 should be practically falling off of my body.  I'm not saying this to be all Braggy McBraggerson, because really, I'm incredibly irritated with the fact that I ordered a size that I actually worried might be a bit too small and am now going to have to pay additional money for a seamstress to make it fit.  End tangent.

Anyway!  I don't know how everyone goes about taking these gorgeous self portraits of themselves, because I took about six frillion pictures, and all I could come up with are these blurry hot messes.  (Also, I have cropped my head out of the pictures due to the fact that I have neither showered nor applied makeup today, and no one should have to see that horror.)  I hope that you can find some way to see beyond the completely crap photography, and vote for your favorite dress in the fancy little poll I have set up at the bottom of this post.

Dress #1:  The Classic Look (ATL Black Chiffon Dress)

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Please know that I don't typically stand this awkwardly, but I was attempting to pinch about two inches of material to give the illusion that this dress fits.  I think the straps will have to be shortened a little bit as well so that I don't have a baggy bust.  As fun as that is to say.  Also, are the black shoes totally boring?  I could also wear red heels, but I wasn't sure they'd really work with this style...

Dress #2:  The Sexy Look  (Red Stretch Silk Nicole Miller)
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Hey, lookie there!  It's the dress you all helped me decide to buy for the wedding that we ended up not attending last year!  I love the dress, but the downside is that I don't know if I'll be able to eat anything without looking five months pregnant.  Also, do you like how I'm channeling Lindsay Lohan in my pose here?  I just need to throw up a peace sign and get a massive boob job, and you'd never be able to tell the dfference!  (Do these shoes make it too whorish for a wedding?)

Dress #3:  The Trendy Look (Pewter Satin with Sequin Detailing ATL)

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Again, awkward stance due to the fact that I'm tugging back a wad of material so that the dress appears to fit.  Love very much that this dress is supremely comfortable and I could eat at least three servings of dinner and two pieces of cake and you'd never be able to tell.  Also, I like that the color is a little bit different.  Did I mention that it was comfortable?

And with that, let the voting begin!!

Which dress should it be?
Dress #1:  The Classic Look
Dress #2:  The Sexy Look
Dress #3:  The Trendy Look
Other: I'll tell you in the comments!
 
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May 13, 2008

The Hills: The Next Move is Yours

Well, I finally got all caught up on The Hills, just in time for it to go off the air until its next season.  Granted, that next season begins in August, so it's not like we have all that long to wait before the manufactured reality drama continues to chug along, but still!  My poor neglected Hills recaps, we barely knew ye!

Anyway, first let's just get ourselves caught up on what's been going on in la vida Loca Lauren.  She and Spencer's sister, Stephanie continued to let their friendship grow and blossom like a tulip in the springtime, except for when Spencer and Heidi's acid rain would come along and start throwing around words that they know a lot about like "disloyal" and "betrayal".  But still, my own loyalty toward Lauren started to falter a tid bit as Lo started passive aggressively pushing Lauren's roommate Audrina out of the picture by waving her "We've Been Best Friends For Years, So You Just Wouldn't Understand" flag and making bitch-faces at every opportunity.

I got incredibly uncomfortable when Lauren, Lo, and Audrina made the decision to move in together because please, don't they know that three female "best friends" just never works?  I'm projecting a little here because I've been in the Lauren boat where you're slowly alienating the third girl and I've been in the Audrina boat where you're slowly being alienated, and let me tell ya, both of those boats suck.  Anyway, things are awkward from the get-go with the three of them as Lauren and Lo live in the main house and Audrina is relegated to a cottage in the back yard.  Audrina's on-again boyfriend Justin Bobby speaks some pretty wise truths when he tells her that she shouldn't be made to feel uncomfortable or isolated in her own home, and maybe she should check into some other living arrangements.

On Lauren's "career front", she mysteriously departed Teen Vogue (although if you read any gossip blogs or magazine on an even semi-regular basis, you'll know that she and Whitney were both asked to leave), and was hired by Kelly Cutrone at People's Revolution, working back alongside her old pal Whitney.  Does anyone else think that Whitney just gets prettier and prettier every episode?

Spencer and Heidi are both pretending that they hate each other because they have an innate understanding of what makes good drama on reality television.  So their dysfunctional relationship continues on the show, as they insist off the air that they're completely in love and it's all just an act, and don't seem to appreciate the ironic dysfunction of their arrangement.  Anyway, Heidi gets a new "job" that involves traveling to Vegas.

And finally, Steven Colletti, the teenage heartthrob of the Laguna Beach days comes back into Lauren's life and tells her how great it is just being pals over a romantic dinner all during which Lauren's been burying him with her best seductive, come-hither glances.  (In all honesty, Lauren really does have amazing eyes.)

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Justin Bobby (Or are we calling him Justin now?  So confused already...) and Audrina enter this absolutely amazing apartment and begin discussing whether or not she wants to move out of the house.  Um, wouldn't it seem as though your decision is already made if you're apartment hunting?  Although maybe she's just a girl after my own heart and also spends her downtime clicking obsessively through Realtor.com.  Also, is Justin Bobby hot, or am I just in the throes of some kind of Hills Stockholm Syndrome?

And Natasha commences feeling the rain on her skin for her obligatory 30 seconds.

Heidi's Apartment:  Spencer, who has been kicked out of his sister Stephanie's apartment because he is a gigantic asshat, is now crashing at Heidi's apartment, unbeknownst to our little jet setter.  Stephanie shows up at Heidi's apartment and makes a commendable effort to appear "shocked" when Spencer opens the door.  Spencer cries a little bit about how he doesn't know where Heidi is and how "Heidi has made me lose my mind", to which I can only respond, "Join the club!  Here's a pin!"

Stephanie, after very little pressure on Spencer's part, tells him that Heidi has gone to Vegas and may never come back.  And wait, what?  I thought that she just went there on a business trip!  She works for a PR company, not the armed forces--unless there's some kind of skirmish in the Bellagio, I think she'll probably return home safely.  So of course, Spencer decides he's going to Vegas.  At least he's consistent.

Vegas:  Heidi and her bosses are going over their "vision" for their Vegas club.  So, I guess this is Heidi's "audition" for the job as project manager in Vegas then.  Oh my God, this is utterly laughable.  I really don't understand how these supposedly hard working business people can allow their time to be wasted like this.  We all KNOW that Heidi is not going to move to Vegas.  Jesus!  She's too busy making home videos of herself on the beach singing songs that even Lindsay Lohan would reject.

People's Revolution, LA:  Whitney and Lauren are working, and Whitney is doing her job to nudge along the exposition.  So Lauren fills us in that all is not going well amongst the neighboring villas of Chez Lauren and Lo and Chez Audrina.  Whitney ever so gently explains to Lauren that Audrina may just be feeling a little uncomfortable because Lauren and Lo are so close and Audrina is the third wheel.  Lauren replies that the one thing they have in common is the fact that they live together, and if they took that away she doesn't know what would remain.  Hm.  Poor Audrina.

Vegas:  Stephanie and Spencer have arrived in Vegas and Spencer instructs his sister to track Heidi down.  They make their way to the Palazzo where Heidi is in the middle of drinks with her bosses, and I'm sure Spencer is definitely not about to make an ass of himself.  Oops, I was wrong!  Spencer approaches the table where Heidi is sitting with the Bolthouse bigwigs and drags her off so that they can "talk".  The Bolthouse guys all look at each other, laugh uncomfortably and immediately get on their phones to tell the real project manager candidate to come on down.  I'm just assuming that last part, but it seems like a safe assumption.

Spencer, please shave.  You look like a toolier tool than usual.  Anyway, he asks her to come back to LA with him and she rolls her eyes and walks off to rejoin her Bolthouse bosses who promptly stand up and leave, and she's left with her immediate boss, Brent who tells her to get her act together.  He's visibly exasperated, and is probably doing the math in his head working out whether the publicity he's getting from this stupid MTV show is even worth it.

Lauren, Lo, and Audrina's House:  I wonder when Lo is going to stop getting the "Lauren's friend" caption under her name and become her own woman.  Anyway, L & L are making crab legs (Yum!  I'm on my way over girls!) and waiting for Audrina to show up for their roommate dinner.  Lo begins to go on about how she doesn't feel like she even knows Audrina and she feels like she isn't welcome in Audrina's little shack, and it pains me to say this but Lo is really not coming off as the sassy, fresh-faced girl that she once did.  She's got the perma-bitchface going on, and I don't know, maybe Audrina doesn't talk to her much because every time she does Lo rolls her eyes, starts texting a friend, or yawns.  I know Audrina probably isn't the wittiest conversationalist, but come on girlfriend, that's just not nice!

As L & L chat, Audrina passes by their window, definitely on her way somewhere that is not a roommate dinner.  Which leads me to wonder if Lauren actually invited her to dinner or if she just mentioned that she was cooking and expected Audrina to take that as an invitation.  Am I the only one who sees these two approaches as very different things?

Vegas, Palazzo Hotel:  Brent is pacing in front of the hotel, and Sam, the Bolthouse bigwig pulls up in his big, shiny black car as Brent tries to track down Heidi.  After a couple of minutes, they give up and drive away without her.  And surprise!  Heidi is at the airport with Stephanie and Spencer!  Oh thank goodness, now the Higher video can be made!  And here I thought there was going to be some kind of paradoxical rift in time and pink-bikinied Heidi would begin vanishing before our very eyes.

Lauren, Lo, & Audrina's House:  For the third time in the span of a 22 minute episode, Lauren mentions the fact that she really feels like she should talk to Audrina about their problems.  For the love of God, woman!  Then bloody TALK TO AUDRINA!!!  I do like the little front french braid thing Lauren's been doing lately.  Cute.  Lo says some more kind of not super nice stuff about how Audrina is prickly and not her super fun best friend and Lauren makes her big serious eyes.

Finally, Lauren walks out to Chez Audrina and they tentatively circle the issue of the uncomfortable vibe Audrina gets in the main house.  Audrina tells Lauren that sometimes she feels ignored by Lauren when they're around Lo and Lauren asks for specific examples.  Audrina is kind of bummed about this turn of events and Lauren just totally doesn't get it.

"I feel like Lo is the one pushing us apart."  Oh snap!  Audrina went there!  Lauren starts crying and Audrina just lets out a defeated sigh as Lauren defends her best friend of twelve years and then lets herself out.

Aw, that was actually really sad.

Heidi's Apartment:  Spencer and Heidi unload their car and walk into their apartment together, Spencer looking smug and self-satisfied and Heidi looking almost as defeated as Audrina.  Romantic!

And that's it!  We'll see you in a few months Lauren!  (Oh who am I kidding.  We'll see you next week on the cover of US Weekly, and the week after that on E! News, and the week after that on a very special episode of Tyra.)
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May 12, 2008

Positano, Pompeii, and Capri, Oh My!

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At last, we have reached the final leg of our trip.  Our foray into the southern part of Italy was a much needed break from the endless duomos and museums of Rome and Florence.  Don't get me wrong, I get just about as geeked out as possible at the thought of museums filled to the brim with history and art, and just the first sighting of a Renaissance cathedral is enough to send me into raptures, but after nearly two weeks straight of the aforementioned, we were in desperate need of a break.  And five days in southern Italy gave us that perfect respite.

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We woke up early in the morning on the 15th, and after checking out of our charming hotel, began our trip to Positano.  I mentioned previously that public transportation in Italy is very easy to use and will take you most anywhere you want to go with just a few exceptions.  Once you start traveling out into the farther reaches of the Italian countryside or into the smaller southern villages, your public transportation options become a bit more limited, and it may be necessary to either rent a car, or hire a driver.  In our case, we could have taken the train to Naples and then caught the Circumvesuviano to Positano, however, we opted to shave a couple of hours off the trip, and for a bit more money, hired a driver to take us from the Naples train station to Positano.

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Tip #1:  Your hotel is more than just a place to stay at night--it is also a trip planning resource.  Most hotel owners or concierges are happy to assist you in organizing day trips, setting up transportation, and recommending the best restaurants.  In our case, I emailed our hotel in Positano and asked about our transportation possibilities, they replied promptly with our options, and then arranged our driver for us.  All we had to do was get to the proper train station and then take the escalator up the stairs to find our driver waiting for us with a smile on his face!

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Tip #2: There are actually 3 separate train stations in Naples--the central station is called Garibaldi and it will be the third stop in Naples if you are coming from the north.  Make sure you pay attention to the signs at the stops so that you'll know when you've arrived as quite frequently the announcements are either nonexistent or a bit garbled.  Naples was the trickiest station for us, just because we weren't aware in advance that there would be three stations to choose from.  Consider yourself warned!

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The traffic in Naples was absolutely horrific and based on what we could see from the back seat of our car, the city has none of the historical impact of Rome or picturesque charm of Florence.  While graffiti was a constant plague everywhere we went in Italy, it was absolutely unavoidable in Naples.  On top of the graffiti and traffic, down just about every alley there were piles and piles of garbage due to the unfortunate rubbish crisis that has been going on for quite some time.  I try not to judge cities based on brief encounters, but after just 15 minutes in Naples, I can tell you that I have no desire to ever go back.

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Aside from that experience, the ride to Positano was beautiful, and thank God I had Colby's hand to grip onto as we careened around bends in the road practically hovering in space over the beautiful Mediterranean along the Amalfi Coast.  We arrived at our hotel, the lovely Punta Regina a little after 1:30 pm, and after dropping off our bags and letting out a gasp upon seeing our gorgeous view, headed out in search of lunch.

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Positano is a simple, stunning village.  It seems as though the brightly colored houses and shops have sprung out of the side of the cliff they cover, and when looking at it from the coastline, it seems impossible that the town manages to hang onto the rock.  When the sun is shining on the town it is as though you have never seen a brighter white than the white of the shop fronts or a bluer blue than the sparkling ocean.

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It is difficult to recap this part of the trip in any detail because really so much of our experience in Positano was just sitting and watching.  Watching the waves lapping on the shore.  Watching the town dogs bounding and romping on the beach.  Watching the locals meet in the middle of streets to talk about their day and whisper town secrets.  For dinner we splurged a bit and decided to eat at one of the open air restaurants overlooking the beach.  Our dinners were amazing and dessert even better, but the best part was watching the waiters attempts at keeping the dogs that ruled the beach from encroaching onto restaurant territory.  It was like a cartoon--a dog would slyly slink over the top of the bench that enclosed the dining area and sneak across the floor to lie by a space heater, a waiter would spot him and with an outraged cry chase the dog out flapping a menu for added emphasis, and then the process would begin again.

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The next morning dawned bright and clear, any chill from the day before chased away by the brightly burning sun.  We caught to 10 o'clock ferry to Capri, and after the one hour boat ride, my stomach had had all it could take and I practically ran onto shore when we docked.  We left our luggage with some porters at the Marina Grande and then caught the Funicular up to the main piazza of Capri.

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Tip #3:  Capri is pronounced with an emphasis on the "Cap", rather than the "ri" as we tend to say in the states.  So it should be spoken, "CAPri" with a long "a".  We perplexed more than one Italian when we told them we were headed to CapRI, and were corrected with the proper pronunciation in short order.

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We made our way through the town center and down Via Camarelle toward our hotel, taking in designer store after designer store.  D&G, Versace, Gucci, Fendi, Pucci, Ferragamo--anyone who is anyone as a designer has a store on Via Camerelle, and I was entranced by all of the beautiful clothes in the window displays that I will never be able to afford.

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We checked into the Hotel La Minerva, and since the sun was shining, I immediately took up residence on the lounge on our private balcony.  After a short rest, we went in search of lunch and then began the search for Marina Piccolo.  We weren't entirely sure how to get there, and once again the maps were doing their best to outsmart us, but we trekked down a long and winding road in what seemed like the right direction, and eventually ended up on the small beach.

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We collapsed onto the pebbly beach, exhausted after our long walk, and just stared, mesmerized by the ocean for nearly two hours.  Rather, I stared, mesmerized, while Colby hid his prized, alabaster skin beneath a sweater and bemoaned his lack of sunscreen.  He is such a Southern belle.  After Colby convinced me that he was about to break out into freckles on the spot, we began the climb back up to the top of Capri--this time taking the stairs straight up rather than the long and winding road (dun dun, that leads to your door).  I'm still not convinced it was any easier, but it was a bit quicker.

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That night we had dinner at Faraglioni after a much needed nap.  One thing that took a bit of adjusting to, was how much more expensive Capri was than the rest of Italy.  We'd grown quite accustomed to our 30 to 40 Eur dinners that included an appetizer, two entrees, dessert, and wine, whereas in Capri the bill nearly doubled.

Tip #4:  In Italian restaurants there will almost always be a cover charge of 1-3 Eur per person (approximately), although some restaurants will advertise that they do not charge this cover or coperto in hopes of luring in more tourists.  Sometimes they will only charge it if you eat the bread that is placed on your table, but since we were never sure if we were going to be charged anyway, we generally just ate the bread and expected the charge (if you prefer, you can always just ask).  Also, from what we understood, a 15-20% tip that would be the norm in the states is not expected in the Italian restaurants--although I'm sure the waiters would love to accept it!  We typically would leave 1 or 2 Eur over our bill, depending on the service.

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Our next day in Capri we had another lie in, not getting out of bed until 9:30, and then pizza at the delicious Isodoro (we liked it so much, we went back for dinner the next night and I had the most amazing porcini mushroom risotto) when we finally made our way to the town center.  Following lunch we hiked up to the Belvedere Canon, getting only slightly lost on our way, for a beautiful view of the Faraglioni rocks (the cluster of three rocks pictured a few paragraphs up).  Once we'd recuperated from that uphill climb, we began an even more exhausting one to Villa Jovis, Emperor Tiberius's retirement home.

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The ruins were interesting enough, and it was horrible to imagine the insane Tiberius retiring here to lovely Capri and then when he would become bored, throwing his slaves off of the cliff upon which he built his villa.  However, the best part was the walk up to the ruins and seeing the beautiful gardens that the Caprese people cultivated.  Everything was in bloom and I have never seen or smelled so much wisteria.  It was an exhausting uphill trek, but the gorgeous fauna made it completely worth it.   

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Our last day in Capri we had hoped to do a boat trip around the island, visiting the various grottoes and soaking in a little more sunshine, however the rain clouds had other ideas in mind for us.  The boat tours were shut down due to the rough seas, so instead, we did a little souvenir shopping and then headed back to our hotel to take full advantage of the numerous English language television channels that Sky TV so generously provided.

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The next day we rose bright and early and took a much larger, and therefore, much smoother ferry to Naples where we caught the Circumvesuviana to Pompeii for the day.  We arrived in Pompeii a little after noon and went on to spend the next 5 or 6 hours wandering through the remains of the city.  I was completely blown away by how different Pompeii was from what I'd expected.  Before, when I thought of Pompeii, all I imagined were those horrible plaster casts of dead people.  But what I didn't realize was that there was so much left of the city that once was.

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I couldn't bring myself to even look at the plaster casts after seeing the agony on the face of the one that I did look at, but the villas were absolutely beautiful, though crumbling, and seeing the forums and temples and even a brothel, really brought the city back to life for me.  I would absolutely rank our trip to Pompeii among the top five experiences on our trip, and would really encourage everyone to try to fit it into their Italian vacation.

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That night we caught the train from Naples back to Rome, arriving back at the Hotel Alimandi Vaticano a little after 10:30 and then making one last visit to the Gelateria Millennium for one last chocolate and Nutella gelato treat!  It was amazing how much we really felt as though we were coming home, and of course, when we woke up the next morning to leave for the airport, the sun was shining brightly and the temperatures were in the mid-70s.  Just in time for us to leave, Rome showed us how beautiful she could be!

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More pictures can be found here.

And so ends my reminiscences on our trip to Italy.  Thank you so much for indulging me while I share all of my experiences with you.  I'm sad, writing these final lines, because now it really feels as though this trip is behind me.  A trip that I spent years dreaming about and a year and a half planning, already gone and in the past.  I still have a scrapbook to finish, and I know that between my handwritten journal, and these online entries, I'll never forget our trip, but still, I'll never again have that experience of stepping foot on Italian soil for the first time, and I really don't think it's possible to be quite the same again after experiencing Italy.  Fanny Burney said it best:  "Traveling is the ruin of all happiness!  There is no looking at a building after seeing Italy."

I don't know if I've been ruined, but I certainly have been spoiled.
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May 09, 2008

Under the Tuscan Sun: Part Two

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Since we returned home from our honeymoon, everywhere I look I see Italy.  The girls on America's Next Top Model are doing shoots in Rome on all of the crumbling rocks we leaned against to eat our sandwiches.  20/20 just had a special on "The Secrets of the Sistine Chapel" that we watched, squealing the entire time because, "Hey, that's our hotel!" "Look, we saw that statue!"  Even Dr. Who took his companion to Pompeii on volcano day, just so Colby and I could jump up and down in our seats when they showed the interiors of villas and made cheesy Ancient Rome jokes that we so totally get now!  I don't know if we're just more aware of all of these Italian connections that have always been around now, or if there's some kind of conspiracy at work to remind me of how much I miss Italy every single day.

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On our third day in Florence, we woke up early and headed out into the cool, grey, rainy day to meet our winery tour guide at the Ponte alle Grazie.  Due to a combination of a miscommunication and the terrible Florentine traffic, we ended up shivering under our umbrellas for 45 minutes waiting for the silver van.  Gillian, our driver and guide for the tour was incredibly apologetic when she eventually arrived, and we happily climbed into the van to enjoy the beautiful 20 minute drive to Chianti.

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We arrived at Castello di Verrazzano, and were absolutely blown away by the romantic beauty of the rolling mist cloaking the endless fields of grape vines dotted with towering ancient castles and tiny cottages.  We had selected the Executive Wine Tour (much like an Executive Transvestite) so we began our day with a tour of the grounds, and were then led through the interior of the winery where we heard about the history of the castel, the process of how one becomes certified as an official Chianti vintner, and then moved on to the highlight of the tour--lunch and the wine tasting!

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Tip #1:
  How to properly "taste" wine.  I've been to a number of wine tastings in my life, but never before have I been taught how to taste and really appreciate what I was drinking.  Gillian took a moment to explain the process, and it made a huge difference in our experience.  First, lift the glass using only the stem--don't allow your hand to cup the bowl!  Bring the lip of the glass to your face, and allow it to completely envelop your nose and then smell for a few seconds.  Then lower the glass, and swirl it vigorously, then repeat the smelling step.  Make a note of how drastically the scent changes--I was actually able to pick up on the fruity and spicy scents that I've never been able to detect in wines before.  Once you feel you have an appreciation for the scent, take a sip and then swish it around your mouth like a mouthwash, allowing yourself to taste the wine in all of the different areas of your mouth, front, back, sides, gums, and palate.  Then, if you're a professional, you should spit and rinse your mouth or eat some bread, and if you're me, you swallow and then eat some bread anyway because damn, you're hungry!

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We were given a glass of their sparkling white wine to enjoy before the tasting began, and then were led through their different reds--their table wine, Chianti, and Chianti reserve.  Once the official tasting was over, the party began.  We had toasted bread with garlic and their amazing Castello di Verrazzano olive oil, a mixed salad, sliced meats, pasta, and grilled sausages.  The wine was flowing freely and the six of us on the tour began to really loosen up and have a good time getting to know each other.  Lunch ended with a block of deliciously sharp Parmesan chased with a spoonful of incredible balsamic vinegar and almond biscotto dipped into a glass of Vino Santo--a sweet white wine.  To wash down our meals, we were each given a glass of grappa and then grappa reserve.

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Tip #2:  Really be prepared and understand what you're drinking when you take a sip of grappa.  I was just thinking that it was a kind of slightly stronger wine, and it was served in a shot glass, so I picked up that glass of grappa and shot it straight down.  Oh my God.  I don't remember anything after the grappa.  While the drink is made of grapes, it is essentially a legal moonshine--a liquid distilled from the skins of grapes leading to a drink that can be up to 160 proof.  It tastes like taking a sip of rubbing alcohol and feels like doing three shots of tequila.

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When we had all finished our eating and drinking, we were each given a pot of the castle's honey and then loaded back into the van and brought back to our respective hotels.  I was completely toasted and filled to the brim with delicious fattening foods, so even though it was just a little past 2:30, we collapsed into bed and I didn't wake up until 6 o'clock the next morning.  I think it's safe to say that I don't handle my liquor as well as I once did!

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Luckily I was refreshed and recovered by the next morning and we headed to the station to catch the train to Pisa for a half day.  Once more, it was raining for the duration of our train ride, but thankfully, once we arrived in Pisa, the skies cleared and the sun eventually began to peek through the clouds.  Pisa itself was not a terribly attractive city, we joked that it was a good thing their tower began to lean, because aside from that the town doesn't have much to recommend itself.  We made the 30 minute walk from the train station, and seeing that tower leaning crazily off kilter was one of the most bizarre things I've ever seen.

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It's another one of those things where you can see all of the pictures in the world, hear about the tower as a cultural icon, and know in your head that it is a tower that is leaning 4 degrees off center and still standing, and still be absolutely blown away when you see it.  I just kept looking at Colby with surprise in my eyes repeating over and over, "It's leaning!  It's really leaning!"  We spent about an hour walking around the Campo dei Miracoli, entering the Duomo for a few minutes and gazing at the baptistery (we were to cheap to pay the money to go inside) and then most of our time gawking at that crazy leaning tower.

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After we had our fill of the leaning tower, we wandered around the streets of Pisa in search of Galileo's house, and just when we were about to give up, we happened to glance upward, and there was the modest sign in Italian quietly proclaiming the birthplace of Galileo Galilei.  Once we'd taken a few pictures, we felt like we'd spent enough time in Pisa, so we stopped for lunch on the way back to the station and then took the train back to Florence.

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Tip #3:  There are quite a few delis and cafes where you can buy simple but delicious sandwiches, pizzas and calzones for 2-6 Eur.  We almost exclusively ate those sandwiches and pizzas for lunch and I highly recommend finding one of these shops and then taking your lunch out to a piazza to eat.  In some of the shops you can eat inside, but you will be charged an additional 1-3 Eur for the privilege of sitting down.  If you want to eat inside, be sure to ask in advance if you'll be charged extra just so that you'll be prepared for your bill.

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That afternoon we visited Santa Croce church, also called  "Westminster Abbey of Florence" as it is the final resting place of a number of prominent Italians including Machiavelli, Gailileo, and Michelangelo.  After our tour of the church I went in search of some leather to bring back home and found a beautiful red leather overnight bag marked down 50%, and when I still hesitated, the shopkeeper took off another 50 Eur.  We attempted to bring our laundry to a laundromat, but were completely stumped by the process, so instead we spent a romantic evening in our hotel room washing our socks and underwear in the bathroom sink.

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Tip #4:  Buy your leather in Florence!  There's a leather school in Santa Croce, and while we were there on a day when they were closed, it is the best place in Florence to watch the leathermakers at work.  Outside of Santa Croce there is an endless sea of leather shops that come highly recommended, and be sure to ask if you can have the VAT removed from your total price if they don't automatically do so.  I found my bag at a shop called La Torre on Via Dei Cimatori 20/r (near the Duomo--heading back toward the river), and there were a number of comparable shops in that area.

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The next day, was our fifth and last day in Florence and we decided to take it easy.  We didn't wake up until around 9 o'clock and then headed to the Science Museum tucked away between the Arno River and the Ufizzi.

Tip #5:  Unless you're extremely interested in exhibits about how light and telescopes work, I would skip the Science Museum.  Colby was mildly entertained, and seeing two of Galileo's own telescopes was fairly interesting, but neither of us felt that it was worth the 8 Eur entrance price.

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After the Science Museum we walked over to San Lorenzo church to visit the Medici chapel, and shock of all shocks, the church was covered in scaffolding and surrounded by construction workers.  Still, the chapel turned out to be a very peaceful and beautiful retreat.  The best part was Michelangelo's New Sacristy, housing the tombs of Lorenzo the Magnificent, his brother Giuliano, and Lorenzo's two sons, all beautifully carved by Michelangelo just before he had to go into hiding.  The sacristy itself was architected by Michelangelo, and its design is so ethereal and beautiful.

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The rain was beginning to fall again after we had finished at the chapel, so we got lunch and gelato and headed back to the hotel to wait for the rain to pass.  Later that afternoon we headed back out to try visiting the Boboli Gardens by the Pitti Palace, stopping off to pet the nose of a brass warthog to ensure that we would return to Florence someday.  Unfortunately, once we arrived at the gardens they had already stopped allowing people in, so we decided to wander back to Piazzale Michelangelo.

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Tip #6: Keep in mind that although many sites and museums publish one closing time, they'll actually stop admitting people in up to 30 minutes or an hour prior to that time.  For example, we knew that the gardens closed at 6:30, so we thought we would just spend 30 or 40 minutes there before closing time, but they had already closed the gates.

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We did have a wonderful walk to the Piazzale though, deciding to say on the Oltrarno side of the river and really seeing a beautiful, far less touristy side of Florence.  We saw some beautiful villas where the rich folk lived along the river and made fools of ourselves by the old city walls.  That night we ate at an absolutely amazing trattoria, Del Fagioli, where the menu was entirely in Italian and we basically threw our taste buds at the mercy of our waiter.

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Florence was by far the hardest city to leave.  I think we stayed long enough that we began to feel like it was a little home away from home, and I loved the sort of small town feel to what was really a bustling, beautiful city.  It was the perfect way to recover from Rome before heading down to the south of Italy where we would spend the next few days desperately seeking sunshine!

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May 07, 2008

Under the Tuscan Sun: Part One

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By the time we packed our bags and caught the train up to Siena, we had really begun to hit our traveling stride.  We had developed a system wherein Colby would navigate from place to place, and then I would deal with buying tickets, checking in for reservations, or reading the background on whatever site we were getting ready to visit in our guidebook.  It wasn't until Siena that we really began to make full use of our guidebook though.

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Tip #1:  If there is a Rick Steves guidebook for the city, region, or country to which you are traveling, BUY IT!  Lori loaned us their Rick Steves books for Tuscany and Rome, and we had our own Italy guidebook put out by Frommers.  Of course, a guidebook preference is going to depend a lot on what you want to get out of it, but we found the Frommers book to be less informative, a little stuffy, and more geared toward an older audience who was looking to spare no expense.  We weren't looking to blow all of our cash at every meal, and Rick Steves had fantastic suggestions on where to find really great food at really great prices.  There were also self guided tours for most of the sites we visited written in a very informative and humorous style.  By the end of our trip, we were on a first name basis with good old Rick and now we're hooked on his PBS travel show. 

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So, we left Rome after a 4:45 am wake up call (UGH!) and caught an early train into Siena.  The process at the train station was extremely easy--we bought our tickets at a sort of ticket ATM and then found our train by checking the departure boards.  It was a little tricky at first, but we'd given ourselves plenty of time to figure it out.

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We arrived in Siena after a 3 hour train ride, and caught a taxi to our absolutely lovely temporary residence, Villa Elda.  Charming doesn't even begin to describe this beautiful villa, and we were treated to the most beautiful view of the heart of Siena from our bedroom window.  Of course, the top of the Duomo was covered in scaffolding, but even with the cranes and construction equipment, I was immediately in love with Siena.

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Tip #2: I don't know if this is true for all hotels in Italy, but we stayed in five separate hotels in three different regions, and none of the rooms came equipped with an alarm clock or a iron and ironing board.  In Florence, we were able to borrow an ironing board and iron from the owner, but we just used Colby's watch to tell time and wake up calls to get us up in the morning.  This isn't really a complaint, but it is something to be aware of, and I probably would have done more ironing before we left and brought along a travel alarm clock if I had known about this in advance.

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We only had one day in Siena, so we immediately departed our hotel, and made the ten minute walk into the tiny center of Siena.  That was when the hills started--and they didn't stop for the rest of our trip!  I think it's safe to say that we walked a lot more in Rome, and covered a lot more ground, but what we didn't appreciate at the time, was how flat Rome was.  From Siena to Florence to Positano to Capri we did nothing but walk up and down hills.  Some were gently sloping, some were steep and exhausting, all of them contributed to my ability to eat gigantic servings of gelato and three or four course dinners without gaining a pound!

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In Siena we visited the truly stunning Duomo, ate lunch on Il Campo, wandered through the maze of streets, and stopped into San Domenico church where I was utterly freaked out by the relics they had on display--namely St. Catherine's head in a small, gilded box.  That is one Catholic tradition that I just cannot get behind!  We had dinner at a sweet little trattoria called Il Tamburino where I ate the most amazing walnut and mushroom ravioli.  A ravioli that I still dream about at night...

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Tip #3:  The basic 7 Eur for a liter house wines in Italy are simply amazing.  There is really no reason to spend that much on a glass of wine, or 15-20 Eur on a bottle.  Just as for the house wine and then use the money you save on an amazing dessert or delicious appetizer.  All we drank in Italy were the house wines, and we were never disappointed.

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The next morning, we took an hour long bus ride to Florence, and arrived at our B&B, Casa del Garbo, right on Piazza della Signoria, right in the heart of historic Florence.  We took our time settling into our room, and then made our way to the meeting point for our ArtViva! tour of the Uffizi Gallery.  Like Angel Tours, ArtViva! is another tour group that I would recommend to anyone whole heartedly.  Our tour guide at the Uffizi was an American who had lived in Italy for seven years, and I would swear that she knew everything there was to know about Italian history and art.  For me, the highlights of the Uffizi were Botticelli's Venus and Primavera and Leonardo's Annunciation.

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Tip #4:  It's true that you are not allowed to take photos in the Uffizi, but don't do like us and leave your camera at home.  There is a beautiful view of Ponte Vecchio on one end of the Uffizi, and on the other end a lovely view of the river with San Miniato in the distance.

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We needed another break after hours on our feet in the Uffizi, so we made a gelato stop and then hiked up to Piazzale Michelangelo to visit San Miniato Church and see the sunset over Florence.  We had hoped to see the vespers at San Miniato at 5:30, so we showed up a little early and entered the church to find seats.  To our surprise, the small church was already filled to capacity and it turned out that there was some kind of reading being given that night.  So, we stuck around for about an hour, hoping that the vespers would begin late, but when a group began performing Gregorian Chants we thought that the informal men's group in the Pantheon had far outperformed them, so we slipped out the back door and headed back over to the Piazzale.

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Sunset was absolutely beautiful, even through the clouds that had begun following us around Italy, and Colby went crazy taking pictures.  Once dusk had fully set in, we walked back down toward our hotel and just opted for a sandwich in our room while watching some wild and crazy Italian Wheel of Fortune!

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The next morning we met another ArtViva! tour group for a walking tour of Florence where we got a great overview of the history of the city and then ended up in the lovely Duomo.  The interior of Florence's Duomo was much simpler than Siena's, but still impressive in its own unique way.  We took a lunch break after the tour, at a very nice and inexpensive Italian restaurant--McDonald's, I think it was called?--and then went back to the Duomo to climb to the top of the dome for another view of Florence.

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That afternoon we met up with ArtViva! for the last time to visit David at the Academia.  I think out of all the ancient buildings and beautiful art that we saw in Italy, my very favorite experience was walking up that hallway of Michelangelo's Prisoners and seeing the beautiful, fourteen foot tall David rising before us in all of his glory.  Even after seeing the copies in Piazza della Signoria and Piazzale Michelangelo, I wasn't prepared for how beautiful and elegant David would be.  Every vein was perfectly sculpted, the nostrils were flared delicately as though he were taking his last long breath before going off to face his foe, the fingers were curled tightly around his slingshot, and above all else, his ass was AMAZING!

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There isn't much else to see in the Academia, a few paintings and some plaster models, but there was a nice exhibit on 15th and 16th century musical instruments, so we managed to fill the time before we were all kicked out at closing time.  We headed to dinner and then decided to take a walk through the statue filled loggia on the other side of the Piazza from our hotel.  Just at that point, the skies opened up and the rain began pouring down in sheets.  It was really beautiful, just sitting on a bench amongst all of that beautiful art and watching how the rain and light combined to turn the statues into haunting silhouettes.

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And thus ends the first half of our time in Florence.  More pictures from the Tuscan leg of our trip can be found here, and I'll pick up next time with our day trips to Chianti and Pisa and our final day in Florence.

May 05, 2008

Roman Holiday

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The first time I visited New York City, I couldn't get over how Manhattan really was everything I'd expected it to be.  I think I had seen so many movies and TV shows, postcards and snow globes, purses and t shirts with New York featured prominently, that it had kind of become unreal to me.  Like it was this very famous fictional character, a caricature of the "real" New York City.  But then I stepped out of the airport and our shuttle driver spent an hour screaming obscenities at cabbies, I was nearly run over by a flood of brightly colored yellow taxis when I crossed the street, the Empire State Building stood grey and imposing amongst a skyline of other grey buildings, and Times Square was just as bright and obnoxious as it had ever seemed to be.  It was almost disconcerting just how unreal the "real" New York City felt.

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Rome was very similar to New York in that regard.  Just as expected, there were speeding scooters whizzing up and down every street, the cars all crowded onto the street with no regard for lanes or traffic direction, walking out of the Metro stop the Colosseum rose before us, towering and majestic behind a sea of parked cars and souvenir vendors.  The buildings were covered in the graffiti, the Italians were passionate and effusive in their speaking and gestures.  There were crumbling columns, statues and temples around every corner and beautiful, fading frescoes painted above glaring green pharmacia signs.  I spent our four days in Rome trying to wrap my mind around the fact that we weren't in a theme park, we weren't in a restaurant designed to look like an Italian trattoria, and yes, I really am standing inside of the Pantheon.

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I think part of what made it so difficult to fall instantly in love with Rome, was the highly surreal quality that those first four days took on.  Once I adjusted to the fact that I really was walking the streets of Italy, and not just a really great reproduction, it made it a little easier to truly appreciate all that we were seeing and experiencing each day.

Tip #1:  If you are planning a trip abroad and have little to no previous experience in that region, use the TripAdvisor forums.  I didn't post often, and I will warn that there are some cantankerous bastards that can attack at the most bizarre provocation, but use the search feature to find trip reviews, suggestions for things to pack, and absolutely, without a doubt, believe in the hotel reviews and rankings.  During the planning of our trip, I didn't use a single guidebook--just TripAdvisor and an Excel spreadsheet.  Our itinerary for each city turned out nearly perfect, and all of our hotels turned out to be even better than expected.

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